I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Boobs are out for the taking
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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