glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
