we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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