thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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