it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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