I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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