Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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