I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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