Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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