Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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