Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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