i wish peter jackson would direct porn
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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