Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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