the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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