Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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