You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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