Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
