wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I'm always down for nudity.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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