My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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