I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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