It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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