Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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