may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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