his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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