i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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