what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Randomize
