with your own penis?
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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