So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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