So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
