Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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