im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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