is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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