i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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