if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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