real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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