How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We have so much sex to catch up on
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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