This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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