Cold hands, warm shart.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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