come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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