I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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