Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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