Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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