Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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