But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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