He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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