can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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