in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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