Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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