i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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