Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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