If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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