Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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