Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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