apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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