Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Are we still banned from the library?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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