i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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