the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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