I'm eating all of the evidence.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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